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I mentioned in a earlier post that it usually takes a person say about 30 sec or so to formulate an opinion about someone , usually either by what he/she says or does. In the game of trying attracting the opposite sex, we have a term for this - it is called an opener . And today I am gonna rant abit about this.
Women are by far the smarter half of the 2 sexes when it comes to social interaction, or rather they pretty much nailed down what ‘our game ‘is all about even before we do. Seriously, how complicated can we (guys) be? We are all governed by lust, and for a zillion years, that have not change a single bit. If we walk up to a gal in any social setting (pubs, discos etc) and starts a conversation, pickup line or not. You can bet you hairy ass that woman can smell your intentions from miles apart.
Neil Strauss’s little bible ‘The Game’ mentioned that attractive women always get hit on. They know what we guys want when we go way out, and in a nutshell, it translates literally to “How about some dick!”
Barrage a woman with generic question like “What’s your name?” “How ya feeling tonight?” etc and all she hears is “How about some dick?”. Offer to buy her a drink and she will hears “How about some dick?” Offer up a compliment or a fancy pick up line and obviously she hears “How about some dick?” It’s not game over in anycase, its just mean that women will have their bullshit meter out and unless you can really capture their attention, the conversation will get duller and colder until she politely excuse herself from your attention. Game over.! Strike 3! Poof! Adios loser!
In short, we guys are fucked! It’s a case of damn if you do and damn if you don’t. Unless, you are built with good looks, ooozing charm and enough sex appeal to make women wanna jump ya, the rest of us average joes is handicap by the ”How about some dick?” disadvantage each time we open up our mouth to strike a conversation. Sucks to be us guys sometimes…..
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Hahaahaa.. hilarious! Then don’t try picking up gals at the clubs.
Miss ya ted!
Comment by Ting Teo October 3, 2009 @ 6:48 am